英語經典小笑話加翻譯
笑話一般不交待人物的來龍去脈,它所描寫的事件與情節,往往只是與表現主題有關的一個側面或片斷,它的諷刺效果是運用多種引人發笑的藝術方法達到的。下面是本站小編帶來的英語經典小笑話加翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
他真病了嗎 Is He Really ill
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
在一個炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀的男子昏倒在街頭。一羣人立刻圍了上去。
“給這個可憐的人一杯白蘭地吧。” 一位女士建議。
“給他一點治心臟病的藥。” 另外一個人說。
“不，還是給他一些白蘭地，”那位女士堅持說。
“還是叫一輛救護車吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白蘭地。”
這時地上的那個人坐了起來，嚷着，“都閉嘴，就照那位好心的太太說得去做!”
英語經典小笑話加翻譯篇二Things Have Been Okay
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
一切都正常
一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫生們總覺得他沒有毛病。後來有一天早上吃早餐時，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，麪包烤焦了。
你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。我太高興了!但爲什麼花了這麼長的時間呢?
哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。
英語經典小笑話加翻譯篇三Good news or Bad news?
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"
With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."
以爲藝術家在一個畫廊辦了個展覽，他問店主是否有人對他參展的畫感興趣。
“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息。”店主回答。
“先告訴我好消息。”畫家要求道。
“好消息是一位紳士詢問了你的作品，還問它是否會在你死後增。我告訴他會的，然後他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”
“那太棒了!”畫家驚歎。“那麼什麼會是壞消息呢?”
店主想了想之後說：“問那個問題的是你的醫生”。
英語經典小笑話加翻譯篇四The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"
英語經典小笑話加翻譯篇五寧可不要的榮耀
An Unwelcome HonorA doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."
So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
一位醫生走進醫院的病房，告訴強森先生：“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。”
強森先生說：“請先告訴我好消息吧!”
醫生說：“本院的醫師決定用你的名字，來爲一種不治之症命名。”
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