英語幽默的經典小笑話

英語的笑話是讓我們開心有可以學習英語的，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，喜歡的來欣賞一下

　　英語幽默冷笑話

An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.

"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.

"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."

一位藝術家在一個畫廊辦了個展覽，他問店主是否有人對他參展的畫感興趣。

“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息。”店主回答。

“先告訴我好消息。”畫家要求道。

“好消息是一位紳士詢問了你的作品，還問它是否會在你死後增。我告訴他會的，然後他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”

“那太棒了!”畫家驚歎。“那麼什麼會是壞消息呢?”

店主想了想之後說：“問那個問題的是你的醫生”。

　　Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

作文

老師給學生出了個作文題：“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘後，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道：“下雨，比賽終止。”

　　Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's there, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

誰發現了澳大利亞?

老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什麼地方。

約翰尼：先生，在這兒。

老師：對了。薩默，你來回答我是誰發現了澳大利亞?

薩默：先生，是約翰尼。