英語笑話:丘吉爾和肖伯納

Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean. Both of them were humorists. When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, "Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country." "Yes," said Bernard Shaw, "but they must think you are responsible for it."丘吉爾是二戰期間英國的首相，他是個又矮又胖的男人。肖伯納是著名作家，又高又瘦。他們倆都是幽默詼諧的人。 　　一次，他們在一個招待會上碰面了。丘吉爾微笑着對肖伯納說：“肖伯納先生，人們看到您，一定　 爲我們國家正在鬧饑荒。”“對，”肖伯納回答：“但他們一定認爲這是您造成的。”