英語笑話:妻子要是報紙就好了

Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手裏了。

　　丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。

　　NOTE

　　I wish I were ....是虛擬語氣的說法，表示希望發生但不會發生的。