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　　CleverBobby

聰明的博比

hewastalkingtoavisitor,tellingthemanhowcleverhissonwas.

布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。

"Theboyisonlytwoyearsold,"hesaid,"',letmeshowyou."

布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

Hetookabookofnaturalhistoryfromthebookshelf,placedBobbyonhisknee,openedthebookandshowedhimapictureofagiraffe.

他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，打開書。指着一張長頸鹿的畫片。

"What'sthat,Bobby?"

“博比，這是什麼?”

"Horsey,"ofatigerwasshown,andBobbysaid,"Pussy."ThenBrownshowedBobbyapictureoflion,andBobbysaid,"Doggy."Andwhenapictureofachimpanzeewasshown,Bobbysaid,"Daddy!"

“馬馬，”博比回答。他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答說：“貓咪。”然後布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比說：“狗狗。”他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比說：“爸爸!”

　　I Don’t Want to Walk Home

我不想走回家

Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.

湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯後到大街上散步，在7點回來睡覺。

But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”

但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。”

After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”

警察走後：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎麼了?”

The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”

這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”

　　Are Flies Yummy?蒼蠅好吃嗎?

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

託尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

突然，託尼問他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”

爸爸皺眉說：“我想不好吃。你怎麼會問這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題。”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

可是託尼說：“剛纔你盤子裏有一隻蒼蠅。”