英語笑話:中間戰術 Midway Tactics

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Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a rvers waited for mayhem to ensue.

三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等着瞧好戲。

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

中間的商人隨後準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫着：“入口處”。