英語笑話:Office Christmas party 辦公室聖誕晚會

"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.

"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."

"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"

"A centipede veduchina."

"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"“你明天去參加公司組織的聖誕晚會嗎？” 一個年輕人問他的同事。

“我當然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必須呆在家裏，因爲如果我回去太晚我的寵物會很擔憂！”

“寵物？”年輕人回答到，“我不知道你還有寵物，是什麼寵物？“

“一隻蜈蚣。”

“一隻蜈蚣？那很常見啊。那不是問題，你可以把它帶上啊！”