雙語笑話:如夢初醒As If Awakening From A Dream

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."

以戒酒爲主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地！”