这个老外怎么看待中国的老外
Why are they here? China is supposed to be my private playground! Seeing other white people here makes me less special. I must be better than them. They are doing China wrong while I am the real authentic laowai. Oh how I hate them! Go back so I can live out my China dream!
他们为什么要来中国? 中国本该是我的私人游乐场! 看到其他白人出现在这里 让我不再那么特殊了. 我必须比他们更出色才行. 他们在冤枉中国 而我是个货真价实的老外 .哦 我恨他们! 回去吧 这样我才能过上梦想中的中国生活!I understand these people bro. I've biked across Yunnan. You stupid foreigners just don't get it bro. lives in Chaoyang district in Beijing
我能够理解他们,老铁。我曾骑行穿过云南。你们这些个傻逼外国佬就是不懂。 我住在北京朝阳区。I know laowai's who lie about how long they've been here.
我知道那些撒谎说在那住了很久的老外。
I lie to taxi drivers when I want to feel good about my Chinese. "You've only been here six months? Your Chinese is excellent!"
R03;当我对我的中文失去自信的时候,我就想出租车司机说谎,他们就会说:“你才来中国6个月?你的中文真棒!”I often wonder if they're genuinely trying to make me feel good about trying to speak Chinese or if it's all some sort of collectively agreed-upon mockery an inside joke at my expense.
我常常想知道他们是不是真的想让我对说汉语感到高兴,或者,这一切都是某种集体同意的嘲笑。"I've got an idea everyone. Listen up. Next time a foreigner tries to talk to you no matter how pathetic his Mandarin is tell him he's doing a great job. Suckers!"
我有一个想法。听好了,下次再有外国佬试图和你用普通话交流,不管他的普通话怎么样,你就告诉他说的灰常棒。傻逼们!While catching a bus from a small town to Beijing last summer they were playing ads which basically said "Pander to foreigners tell them their shitty Chinese is good!"I was torn. I think it is good to encourage people to learn the lingo but I hate that it will make all you pretender bastard interlopers feel at home in what is clearly supposed to be my foreign ghetto.
去年夏天我赶一辆从小城镇到北京的公车,上面在播放着一条广告,大概内容是说,“为了迎合外国人,外国人中文说得再差,我们也得跟他说中文讲得好。”我很困惑,我觉得鼓励人们去学外语是一件好事,但我很讨厌那种夸奖,虽然会让我们这些伪装的外国混蛋闯入者有宾至如归的感觉,但这种感觉本来应该属于我这种真会说中文的人。