英語笑話:Do remember not to smoke 千萬記得別抽煙

A much worried patient wAlked into doctor's office asking for help:"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!""Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"候診室裏坐着一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，他滿面愁容的説：“醫生，怎麼辦？我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油！”醫生回答他説：“喔..沒關係啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！”