英語笑話:最後的坦誠 Dying Man大綱

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

一個男人在臨死之前向他的妻子傾訴説：“我死之前必須告訴你一些事情的真相。在我們的整個婚姻中，我一直都在欺騙你。在那些我告訴你我會工作到很晚的夜裏，我是和其他女人在一起。而且還不止一個女人。我曾經和很多女人睡過覺。他的妻子平靜地看着他，説道：“你為什麼沒有想到是我給你下的毒藥呢？”