初二下冊英語小笑話閱讀
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事，常常起源於人們的真實生活，反映了人們的生活情況。小編精心收集了初二下冊英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!
A preacher is buying a parrot
一個傳教士在買鸚鵡
"Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
“你確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?”傳教士問。
"Oh, absolutely. Its a religious parrot." the storekeeper assures him.
“哦，絕對不會。它是一隻虔誠的鸚鵡。”店主保證說。
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lordsprayer, and when you pull on the left, he recites the 23rd Psalm."
“你看見它腿上的這些細繩了嗎?當你拉動右面的這根，它會背誦天主經，當你拉動左面的那根，它會背誦讚美詩”
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?
“太棒了!”傳教士說，“但是如果我同時拉動兩條繩子，會發生什麼呢?”
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
“我會從樹幹上掉下去的，你這個笨蛋!”鸚鵡尖聲說道。
初二下冊英語小笑話：Friend for Dinner請朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的，”丈夫對妻子說：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是髒的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你爲什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因爲那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”
初二下冊英語小笑話：Rope or Ox?繩子還是公牛?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered," Iam out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirtyrope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."
在監獄裏，一個人問新來的犯人爲什麼被關進來。新來的犯人回答說：“我想我真是倒黴。幾天前我在街上走的時候，看到一根髒繩子，以爲沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”
"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home."
“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家並不犯法啊!”
"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice therewas an ox at the other end of that rope."
“我告訴過你我倒黴了吧?”那個人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”
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