英語笑話帶翻譯大全之世界上最偉大的擊劍手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀衆歡呼起來。緊接着排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼着世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來--然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀衆被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑着。
Why are you so happy? someone yelled. You missed!
你爲什麼這麼高興?有人嚷道，你沒擊中!
Ah, replied the swordsman, you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.
啊，劍手答道，你剛纔沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活着，是的--但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。
