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有關英語小笑話故事爆笑

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笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以瞭解一個國家的文化內涵。小編精心收集了有關爆笑英語小笑話故事,供大家欣賞學習!

有關英語小笑話故事爆笑
  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇1

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

一個女人丟了手提包,有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包,說:“嗯,這麼有趣,我丟的時候裏面是一張20美元,現在成了20張一美元。”

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

“沒錯,夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道,“上次我撿到錢包時,那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇2

"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

“別聽他們的,”他媽媽安慰說:“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了,別哭了,去商店買10磅土豆來。”

"Where's the shopping bag?"

“購物袋在哪?”

"I haven't got one, use your hat."

“我沒有購物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”

  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇3

Just Sew the Buttonhole

我只把釦眼兒給縫上了

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

丈夫:你給我把釦子縫好了嗎,親愛的?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

妻子:沒有,親愛的。我找不到釦子,所以我只把釦眼兒給縫上了。

有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇4

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

“我也不知道,我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。


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