關於英語短笑話介紹

笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受衆,深受人們喜愛。下面是本站小編帶來的簡單英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單英語笑話篇一

Making Granny Glad 讓奶奶開心

A Sunday school teacher was1 telling her pupils the importance2 of making others3 glad. "Now, children," said4 she , "has anyone5 of you ever6 make someone7 else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made8 your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going9 home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

一個主日學校校(____教會爲了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

“做得好，是誰呢?”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!’”

　　簡單英語笑話篇二

The plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的複數形式

Teacher: What is the plural1 of man, Tom?

Tom: Men.

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

Tom: Twins.

老師：湯姆，“男人”這個詞的複數形式是什麼?

湯姆：男人們。

老師：答得好。那“孩子”的複數形式呢?

湯姆：雙胞胎。

　　簡單英語笑話篇三

All Except the Music 除了音樂

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable1, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。爲了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”

　　簡單英語笑話篇四

My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指頭

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised1(擦傷) two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.

老師：凱溫，這次你怎麼又遲到了?

凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

老師：怎麼沒有扎繃帶呀?

凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶着釘子的。

　　簡單英語笑話篇五

The Smart Old Lady 聰明的老太太

An old lady who was1 very deaf2 and who thought3 everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman, "How much this stuff4?"

"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap."

The lady said5, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."

"I did6 not say seventeen dollars, but seven."

"It is still too much," replied7 the old lady, "give it to me for five."

一位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店。 她問店員：“這東西要多少錢?”

“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”

老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”

“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”