關於英語的笑話大全閱讀
作爲國家非物質文化遺產,萬榮笑話詼諧幽默,與衆不同。下面是本站小編帶來的關於英語的笑話大全，歡迎閱讀!
熊孩子數學連年掛科 考得C後老爸喜極而泣
This is the tear-jerking moment a proud father is captured on camera celebrating his son'sexam result.
得知兒子通過了數學考試，父親驕傲無比狂喜慶祝，這催淚的一幕被攝影機悄悄記錄了下來。
After setting up the hidden camera, the boy summons his father to the kitchen, ominouslytelling him: 'I've just got something from school, I need you to come and look at it.'
兒子設置好了隱蔽攝像頭之後，將父親叫到廚房裏，用預示着壞消息的語氣對父親說：“學校裏發了一個文件得要你來看看。”
His father, who can be heard shouting from elsewhere in the house, asks: 'Has somethinghappened?!', to which the mischievous teenager, Aria, replies: 'Yes! It's really important'.
我們可以聽到父親從其他房間裏傳來的對話聲，“發生什麼事了嗎?”，調皮的少年奧里亞回答說，“是的，是很重要的事。”
As his nervous-looking father approaches, Aria says: 'Come and have a chat with me. Justcome in, and read that', he says while passing over a piece of paper displaying the result.
當一臉擔心的父親走進廚房時，奧里亞說：“過來我們聊聊吧。過來，看看這個吧”，他說着把成績單遞給父親。
After seeing his son has achieved a C grade in the maths exam, the man asks: 'Is that real!?,'before bursting into tears of joy.
看到兒子在數學考試中得了C，爸爸問“這是真的嗎?”，然後喜極而泣。
The pair embrace before the disbelieving dad asks again, 'Are you sure!? They've not made amistake!? I can't believe it, I just can't believe it!'
父子倆擁抱了一會兒，然後爸爸又覺得不敢相信，問：“你確定嗎?學校不會弄錯了吧?我不敢相信!我簡直不敢相信!”
A mere year before the video was filmed, the schoolboy received an F in the subject, heexplained，'In England you need a C to basically do anything with you life. I've never beenamazing academically and have struggled through school. Neither me or my dad or my teachersthought I was going to get my C, for me it was tough. When I told my Dad who means theworld to me this was his y'.
奧里亞解釋道，在這段視頻拍攝前一年，他曾在數學考試中只拿到了F。“在英國，無論你以後從事什麼職業，數學考試至少要拿個C。我的成績一向不好，勉強在學校混到現在。無論我自己、我爸爸還是我的老師都沒想到我能拿到C，這對我來說很不容易。爸爸是世界上對我最重要的人。當我告訴他我及格了的時候，這就是他的反應——激動無比。”
Still reeling from the news, his ecstatic father tells him: 'You're set for life! You're set for life!'.
狂喜的爸爸還在爲這個消息感到眩暈，他對兒子說：“萬事開頭難，現在你一定會一帆風順了!一帆風順!”
The teen is seen smiling into the camera at the end of the video, seemingly as thrilled with theresult as his emotional father.
在視頻的最後，我們看到少年對着攝像機微笑，似乎他和激動的父親一樣對自己的考試成績興奮無比。
關於英語的笑話大全閱讀幼兒園裏上帝的小孩 God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father should I say?"
有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽：“媽媽，明天老師會問我們，我爸爸是誰，那我應該怎麼回答呢?”
The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
媽媽說：“那你就說，上帝就是你的爸爸啊!”
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?"Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
隔天他來到學校，老師問他：“你爸爸是誰?”那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來答案。
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that h was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person,and I cannot remember his name!"
老師再問一次：“你爸爸到底是誰?”那個小孩就說：“我本來認爲我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過昨天我媽媽又說我是另外一個人的兒子， 我一下子忘記他的名字了。”
關於英語的笑話大全學習熱情好客的小男孩 Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裏沒有奶酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿着一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
客人微笑着把奶酪放進嘴裏說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裏找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
