英文經典小笑話的集錦

英文裏面有不少的笑話，所以小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，有時間來看看吧

　　英語笑話一

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什麼有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

　　英語笑話二

Expensive Price 昂貴的代價

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，爲給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了

　　英語笑話三

夢想Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

農校的招生辦主任在面試一個上線的學生，“你爲何要選擇這個職業?”他問。 “我夢想以經營農場來賺一百萬元，就像我父親一樣。”這個學生回答說。 “你父親經營農場賺了一百萬元?”主任驚詫地問道。

“沒有，”這位申請人回答道，“他總是夢想着賺到這個數目。”