經典有趣的英語小笑話

每一篇笑話都會是都是從生活突出來的，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話，一起來看看有哪些不一樣的嗎

　　英語優秀的小笑話

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?

stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!

Goldfish 金魚

　　經典的英語小笑話

a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室裏，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　英語小笑話閱讀

who was the first man

誰是第一個男人

a teacher said to her class：

有個老師問班上的學生：

“who was the first man?”

“誰是第一個男人?”

“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.

“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑着。

“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩說：“因爲他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.