英語幽默:Boxing and Running拳擊和賽跑

Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.
Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.
Dan: I’m teaching him how to run, too.拳擊和賽跑
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。
朋友：如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦？
丹：我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。