英語笑話:長壽祕訣

Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise." "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。 “我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，”那女士說。“你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼？” “我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。” “哦，真神奇，”女士說。“你高壽？” “二十六。”