英語笑話:Only a few words 幾個英語詞

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger（行兇搶劫者） but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the words do you know?Your purse or your life!

法庭上法官正審問一個搶劫犯，由於該犯是一個不會說英語的外國人，審問很困難。你一點英語都不會說嗎？法官問。我只會說幾個詞，搶劫犯回答。你會說哪幾個詞？你是要錢還是要命！