英語笑話:You Are Too Late 你太晚了

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , "you.are too late. My wife did it before you."

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在公共汽車上一人發現一個小偷把手伸到了他的口袋裏。“對不起，”他對小偷說，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做過同樣的事情了。”