開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會
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The Mean Mans Party
吝嗇鬼的聚會
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說:“你上到五樓,用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了後,再用你的腳把門推開。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“爲什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“天哪!” 吝嗇鬼回答,“你總不會空着手來吧?”