開心一笑:三人同舟 Three Men in a Boat
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Three Men in a Boat
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends."
"In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"
"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
三人同舟
三位男子在公園的長椅上坐着。中間的一個在讀報紙,另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌,放線,並卷線把魚抓上來。 一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象,他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。
“喔,認識,”他說,“他們是我的朋友。”
“那樣的話,”警察告誡說,“你最好把他們從這裏弄走。”
“好的,警官。”那男子回答說,接着就開始瘋狂般地做起划槳的動作來。