雙語笑話 第165期:咬到舌頭了

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。

"Yes, dear," she replied, "Why do you ask?"

“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個幹什麼？”

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"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

“因爲我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”