雙語笑話 第312期: 搭訕

Are you aware that your skin has difficulty breathing, when you wear such a tight dress?

當你穿如此緊身的衣服時，就沒意識到你的皮膚呼吸困難嗎?

You naughty man!

你這輕浮漢子！

So you're suggesting I just get out of my clothes back at your place, huh? You naughty man ...

所以你建議我脫掉衣服回你家，是嗎？你這下流的男人……

The rare moment when a tedious comment is perceived as a refined pick-up line.

一冗長無聊的評論被當成是搭訕的罕見一刻。