英語中的腦筋急轉彎選集

會講笑話的人都是有好人緣的人，所以我們要多親近一些段子手。以下是本站小編爲大家準備的英語中的腦筋急轉彎，希望大家都能成爲開心的人!

英語腦筋急轉彎

will rust if put in the open. Then what if gold

is put there

鐵放在外面會生鏽,那麼金子呢

is a pimple

什麼是青春美麗豆

planes of this make crash very often

這種牌子的飛機經常墜毀嗎

Keys:

'll be taken away.

會被人拿走.

's a dimple going the other way.

是方向長錯了的酒窩.

,only once.

不,只會墜毀一次.

Notes:

)st/v.生鏽

le />pimpl/n 丘疹,膿皰

dimple/>dimpl/n.酒窩,笑窩

n.牌子,產品

crash/>kr$M/v.墜毀,撞毀

　　英語繞口令

1 Sam’s shop stocks short spotted socks.

2 Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts.

3 Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.

4 Selfish shellfish.

5 She said she should sit.

6 She sees cheese.

7 She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

8 She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

9 Sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed.

10 Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

11 Shredded Swiss cheese.

12 Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

13 Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

14 Silly sheep weep and sleep.

　　英語笑話故事：Meet My Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.