追尋屬於自己的快樂人生
1、快樂無處不在。
Seen on the bathroom walls of Concordia University: "Ignorance is bliss." and right underneath it,"I don't know what this means but I'm happy."
Concordia大學衛生間的牆上寫着：“無知是福”，正下方寫着：“我不知道這是什麼意思，但我很高興”。
2、結婚的結果還是不錯的。
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy,if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
想辦法結婚吧，如果你找到一個好妻子，你會幸福的，如果找了一個惡老婆，你會成爲一個哲學家。
注：很多時候婚姻幸福會磨滅人們的鬥志，而婚姻不幸給人帶來苦難，但會讓人思考。
3、雖然我們不再有快樂的童年時光，但我們應該儘量保持童心。
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
擁有一個快樂的童年從來都不晚。
4、信心很重要。
Thehappy idea that one Englishman can beat three Frenchman, encourages, and sometimes enabled, one Englishman, in reality, to beat two.
“一個英國人能夠打敗三個法國人”這種快樂的觀念鼓勵着英國人，有時侯能夠使一個英國人實際上打敗兩個法國人。
5、信仰快樂。
The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
有信仰的人是愉快的，懷疑者是聰明的。
注：信仰上帝的人每當有了煩惱或者困惑就求助於上帝，他們是快樂的；懷疑者願意動腦筋去思考，去分辨，腦筋越用越聰明。
6、任何事情都可以讓人高興。
I'm delighted to find that after all these years my tennis game has not deteriorated. It's just as bad as before.
我很高興這些年我的網球技術沒有退化，還象以前那麼臭。
7、不該激動時不要瞎激動。
Aboy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal PsychicAdvisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
一個雄性小青蛙打通心靈熱線，他的私人心理諮詢師告訴他，“你將遇到一個年輕美貌的女孩，她想知道你所有的事情”。
小青蛙很激動，“太棒了，我會在晚會上遇見她嗎”？
“不，在她的生物課上”。
8、終於逃離了父母的嘮叨，朋友的騷擾，太自由了。
Think how it must feel to be alone in New York, without a friend or relation at hand, with no one to know or care what to do. It must be great!
想一想一個人在紐約是什麼感受，身邊沒有一個親戚朋友，沒有人知道你做什麼，也沒有人關心。那肯定太棒了！
場景再現：身在異鄉，獨自一人的感受。9、別人意外發現自己做了好事。
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good deed anonymously, and then have it found out by accident.
最愉快的事兒是偷偷做好事，然後偶然被發現。
10、人的一生要經歷很多瞎高興。
A weary hiker stumbled upon another hiker deep in the North Woods. “Am I ever glad to see you,” said the hiker. “I’ve been lost for three days.”
“Don’t be too relieved,” answered the second hiker. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”
一個疲憊的野遊者在森林深處遇到另一個野遊者，他說，“非常高興遇見你，我已經迷路三天了”。
“別太放鬆了，”第二個野遊者回答，“我已經迷路三個月了”。
11、真實世界無奇不有，如果我們培養一雙幽默的眼睛，生活裏到處是笑話。
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
我講笑話的方式是講實話，那是世界上最可笑的笑話。
12、醜和美沒有絕對的界限。
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
醜陋是一種觀點，潰瘍對病理學家是美妙的東西。
13、免費的晚餐讓你高興。
Hasn't this been just a wonderful evening? The setting, the music, the program, and the dinner was served just the way I like it free.
難道這不是一個美好的夜晚嗎？這佈景、這音樂、這節目 ——晚餐的供應方式也是喜歡的那種——免費的
14、演講完了，沒人鼓掌掌聲，你依然快樂。
Thank you for that wonderful round of restraint.
謝謝你們了不起的剋制力。
15、樂觀的態度。
Dad: What is the meaning of this F on your report card?
Junior: Fantastic?
爸爸：你成績單上的F是什麼意思？
Junior：棒極了！
16、自我感覺非常良好的樂觀主義者的看法。
When I'm good I'm very, very good --- but when I'm bad I'm better.
當我感覺好時，我非常、非常好——當我感覺不好時，我比較好。
17、多看事情好的一面。
It was said President Ford gave American three years of good government and eight years of comedy material。
據說總統福特給了美國三年的好政府和八年的喜劇素材。
注：諷刺福特總統任職8年鬧了很多笑話。
18、雖然空氣污染這麼厲害，也還是活着好。
Twilight was descending over Beijing.“How good it was to be alive," I thought, inhaling deep lungfulof carbon monoxide。
微光正降臨北京……活着真好，我想，深深地吸了一口一氧化碳。
19、保持心情愉快，不怨天尤人。
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snoreand you sleep alone.
笑，別人和你一起笑；打呼嚕，你獨自睡覺。
