第396期:聽完這些毒舌漫畫的句子,我受到一萬點傷害

聽完這些毒舌漫畫的句子，我受到了一萬點傷害

New Words:
jellyfish n. 水母；
buffalo n.水牛；
despite prep. 儘管，不管
athletic adj. 運動的，運動員的；

fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is
great news for stupid people.
蠢也沒那麼可怕，畢竟水母木有腦子，也活了6.5億年。

is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.
只吃沙拉是不可能減肥的，沒看見牛嗎？它們只吃草

03. How to get a woman mad in two easy steps :
a. Take a picture of her
b. Don't show it to her
如何逼瘋一個姑娘？
a. 給她拍照
b.不給她看

04.I'm so athletic. I surf the Internet.
我是個運動健將。我熱衷於衝浪，不過是在網上。

05. I have a rule: If temperature is less than my age, I don't get out of bed.
我有一個原則, 當氣溫低於我的年齡時,我就不起牀。

06. I've never been in love, but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
我從沒有談過戀愛, 但我想這種感覺相當於目睹服務員—— 端着你的食物向你走來。

07. Top 4 wishes:
a. To earn money without working.
b. To be smart without studying.
c. To love without being hurt.
d. To eat without getting fat.
四個最想實現的願望：
a.不勞而獲
b.不學有術
c.相愛無傷
d.狂吃不胖

08. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.
我當然很有型,胖也是一種形嘛!

09. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and
eat just one of those pieces.
真的勇士就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣,卻只吃其中一塊。

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